Poor apple...

Liora bites into an apple.
Then she takes a piece of lox and puts it on the apple.
"Look, mamie" she says "I made the apple a booboo so I put a band-aid on it"

Love Love Love

Papa, Maman, Je vous t'aime !

Hitting ?

Liora in her dad's arms is playing/punching him.
"-Stop hitting me ! says Raphy
- I'm not... I'm not hitting you, I am beating you !"

More Sugar ?

"Ma, can I put more sugar in your tea?
Yours got lost..."

Guess ?

Raphy tells Liora :
"- You know who's coming over this week end ?
- No. Who ?
- Guess !!!"
Liora is a bit confused :
"- Guess ? Guess is coming over ?"
She doesn't remember who "guess" is !

Closing my eyes.

Liora is explaining to her dad how she closes her eyes when her mom has to take her with in the airport/station's bathroom. (Click on the picture to see her cheating)

The baby truck

In the street Liora sees on of those Kangoo vans.

So she truns to her dad ans says : "Hey! Look at the baby truck !"

Not a car... Not a truck... Makes sense...

Birds vs. Humans

We're walking back from the nanny's place.
Pigeons are walking next to us.
So I told Liora : "Look at those birds walking next to us. Birds can walk and fly, you know. We can only walk."
Liora thought for a moment, looks at me and says "Yeh, but we can take the plane!"
Think positive !

Omelet

"- Can I have more omelet ?" Liora asked my mother.
"- There's no more omelet.
- Well, there are more eggs in the fridge..."

Princess

I had to carry Liora up stairs. She was wearing a big winter coat. So I said :
" - Ok, Fat Lady come in my arms
- I am not a Fat Lady... I am a princess... grandma told me !"

Ambulance

Looking at an ambulance... Liora said : "This truck is very pretty. Its decorated"

In Italy ...

Two Italian girls said hi to Liora and starting talking to her in italian. So she ran to us... "These girls are speaking to me in English. They're not allowed. I can't understand."